Sheldon Bloom (Webb Marti)

I'll walk your dog You can be the first one in the shower We'll make love every hour Beneath your Van Gogh I'll park the car I'll whistle while the eggs are fryin' Dance while your shirts are dryin' Waltz or tango? Let me move in and let's get this show rolling I'll talk to your plants I'll even go bowling There is nothing I wouldn't do I'll be the perfect little lady for you Sheldon Bloom Make some room Won't say a word When you're watching Spencer Tracey I'll learn to dig Count Basie Nothing to it I'll start to jog If that's what you want to take up I'll stop wearing make up I can do it! When you meditate I promise you I'll be quiet I won't eat eclairs I'll share your sugar free diet There is nothing I wouldn't do I'll be the perfect little lady for you Pass the key Sheldon B No horoscopes You won't ever hear me mention Pisces There won't be any crises You can bet that I'll give up pork And I will tune that old viola Quote things from Emile Zola I must get that I will make you feel well when you feel fluey Be your analyst when your head's real screwy There is nothing I wouldn't do I'll be the perfect little lady for you Sheldon dear I like it here.