Light Entertainment (Good Old Times) (The Stone)

The great show is here tonight, such has none seen before People are gathered around, the first act begins Conjurer takes his top hat and whispers magic words A white rabbit jumps out of there, the audience is getting bored But to audience´s pleasure the rabbit´s eyes are bleeding And it has a pig´s snout, atrophic paws Blinded by the success he asks for a volunteer To join the famous saw trick, but now a little changed Rejoising is at it´s best when the conjurer saws The beautiful and smiling lady into three pieces So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day Enjoy - this is really something The audience sits excited and quiet The conjurer performs his last number He takes a big gun, puts it into his own mouth Pulls the trigger, applause never seems to end The next artist is a nigger clown dressed in a monkey suit Laughter is loud when he tells nigger jokes with his mouth full of banana And now comes the highlight of the show A living hunchback russian is to be stoned And the audience can join the act Everytime you hit the man he cries blasphemies...in russian So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day Enjoy - this was really something Everybody´s going back home smiling Children´s faces covered with chocolate ice cream Mommy and daddy have a good reason To be happy again Happy again!