Uniform Choice (Chaos UK)

Give a man a uniform He'll give you a hard time Educate you about AIDS The new moralistic crime Things they never dreamed of When they were a youth No drink, no drugs, no women And always tell the absolute goddamn truth Goddamn truth! Uniform choice! Things were really different In those far gone days No punk, bloody murderers, Revolutionaries or gays People always knew Their own place in life To stay at home, have some kids And fuck their fucking wife