What I Learned (Slapstick)

Do you want to know what I learned at school today Don't open your mouth Don't open your mind Don't open your heart to any girl who wants to come inside Look out for yourself Just don't be yourself Won't you try to look and act like everyone else No I didn't like school today Do you wanna know what I learned at work today How to be a racist How to be a sexist How to be unfair towards your fellow man and accept this How to know right from wrong And use your conscience And still manage to get confused in the process No I didn't like work today I don't believe in anything no I don't believe in anything No I don't believe in anything no I don't believe in anything at all