Beauty School Drop-Out (Avalon Frankie)

Your story's sad to tell A teenage ne'er do well Most mixed-up non-delinquent on the block Your future's so unclear now What's left of your career now? Can't even get a trade-in on your smock Beauty school drop-out No graduation day for you Beauty school drop-out Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo Well at least you could have taken time To wash and clean your clothes up After spending all that dough to have The doctor fix your nose up Baby, get movin' (Better get movin') Why keep your feeble hopes alive? What are you provin'? (What are you provin'?) You've got the dream but not the drive If you go for your diploma You could join a steno pool Turn in your teasin' comb And go back to high school Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out) Hangin' around the corner store Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out) It's about time you knew the score Well they couldn't teach you anything You think you're such a looker But no customer would go to you Unless she was a hooker Baby, don't sweat it (Don't sweat it) You're not cut out to hold a job Better forget it (Forget it) Who wants their hair done by a slob? Now your bangs are curled Your lashes twirled But still the world is cruel Wipe off that angel face And go back to high school Baby, don't blow it Don't put my good advice to shame Baby, you know it Even Dear Abby'd say the same Now I've called the shot Get off the pot I really gotta fly Gotta be going to that Malt shop in the sky... Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out) Go back to high school Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out) Go back to high school Beauty school drop-out (Beauty school drop-out) Go back to high school