Whodunnit (The Reindeer Section)

Every day I wake up in a new world The weather’s just as bad and it looks the same But every morning hosts a new whodunnnit And curses me with a brand new name I fell in love again today I think that’s been every day this week I don’t need to know a thing about them I don’t need to know a name or hear them speak It took a while to see the uniform I kept on looking, well everyone else did Then I thought I saw her in the queue And I’m still angry that she thought I thought she cared Maybe I’m just giving too much away The real me’s too easily revealed I didn’t think I was looking for a girlfriend But then again I thought all my wounds had healed I fell in love again today I think that’s been every day this week I don’t need to know a thing about them I don’t need to know a name or hear them speak You crack a joke about a midlife crisis But realistically I’m already halfway gone My eyes are wet when I’m watching the telly I’m completely sober and I’m not even sure what’s on I think it’s time I started branching out And walking well and straight and trying to keep my mouth shut I think it’s time I started staying in And stop pretending I’m just another slut It took a while to see the uniform I kept on looking well everyone else did Then I thought I saw her in the queue And I’m still angry she thought I thought she cared