Robots In Need Of Disguise (Starbomb)

Rolling out motherfuckers it's the Robots in Disguise Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies Cars and vans and planes, fuckin' construction trucks They're going under cover cause Decepticons don't give a fuck. Autobots it's time for rolling out. Oh my God, that truck is Optimus without a doubt! Uh, no I'm not. Yes you are my dearest robot bro You guys been on my lunch box since the 19 fuckin' 80's yo Oh balls, Autobots listen here I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear New disguises that our enemies can never recognize Bumblebee become a burger! Prowl you are a side of fries! Huh? Do it! Don't you wanna light our darkest hour Jazz you are a birthday cake, you got the touch I got the flour! Autobots, roll out Let's show them what we're all about We'll catch'em by surprise When we're in disguise As a trout, flower sprouts And a tiny Asian girl scout Now the time has come To rock the Decepti-scum You better be alert Cause we can now convert To a skirt polo shirt And a little mound of wet dirt Megatron will pay As soon as I take on the form of this delightful souffle, OK! After hours and hours of transforming into stuff The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough Those Decepti-dicks won't see us coming at all When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall Who'd even take to guess That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers for 3 dollars less, I said They'll never know we're here While we're hawking beauty products making teenage acne disappear As if they could stop Ratchet before bitch He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich And I haven't even mentioned the ace that's up my sleeve He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed He'll betray Megatron plus he's boisterous and loud This is your moment come on Starscream now break it down! Hey, this...I'm Starscream- What? I just...I just wanted say that Megatron you- Speak up man. Megatron you're going down I'm gonna win. Spea- I'm gonna win, I'm Starscream Oh, come on! Starscream rules Alright, you know what forget it! Autobots let's fight These enemies with all our might Time to do what's right And transform tonight To 5 kites, egg whites And a family of field mice The Decepticons Are now ten tanks and a giant gun Well Grimlock's a rake And I'm a warm milkshake There's a small chance that we made a very tiny mistake Well it's too late now We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out Megatron, you're going down- Optimus I had real.. I a- Starscream, SHUT UP! Oh, mmm-k.