Smash! (Starbomb)

It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said, Listen, everyone, I love you guys You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive! Excuse me! Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game It's called Super Smash Brothers That sounds nice, how do we play? Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before! I don't think I wanna do that. Oh come on, it'll be a bash. Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH! Whoa-oh Wait, no Let's go! Kick the shit out of your friends! That's not cool Have a blast as you beat their ass And then they're forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 SMASH! ) Mario (Hey bro! ) your chode Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode! ) Can't we all just get along? Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH! The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head Fox said: Hey Mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red! Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff! He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit! Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed. Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (Oh no) 1 SMASH! Whoa-oh This blows. You know When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER! ) Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII! ) Samus (What do you want! ) is pissed You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead, bitch.) That is the last goddamn straw... Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH! Hey look at me now! I'm beating up friends I have no regrets, this is the fucking best! Yes I can see now We're having fun in the end! Now it all makes sense I guess just because we smash each other doesn't mean we're not brothers. Aah! Mario, you suck! Bite me!