The New Pokerap (Starbomb)

My name is Ash Ketchum baby! My life is back on track But I've been in the hospital Since Pika shot me in the sack And I don't know all the new Pokemon Yo bro, I can help you with that Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing And you take care of the raps Alright, let's go! Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk Oh, I know these guys! Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock Woah! Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Comicwhore Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real? Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all! Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast! Oh, there are more Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked We've got Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more! Don't worry, there's only a couple left How many? Uh 300,064 Nooo Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack