Holding The Group Back (Zappa Frank)

FZ: Then from out of the corner from the stage comes Roy Ralph Estrada perturbed at the present situation within the Mothers. Roy Estrada: Domino Domino Vo-bisqu-u-u-um Domino Vo-bisqu-u-u-um Amen Domino Vo-bisqum Hallelujah Et cum spiritu tuo Ian, I dont think I qualify for the Mothers FZ: They're making up their lines as they go along isn't it thrilling? Ian: Why, Roy? Roy: Because I don't think I'm qualified. I think I'm holding the group back because I'm a Mexican, and also because I don't play bass good. Ian: I don't care how you can play bass but we have no Mexicans in this group. Roy: And I wanna join your group. Ian: No Mexicans! Roy: I can sing opera, I cut my hair, I got all my shit together here. I can do it. Ian: I don't care how you look you gotta be able to cut the part. Roy: I can sing, please, please, give me a chance. Ian: I don't believe you can sing. Roy: Please, please hear my plea, please Ian please, I can do it, give me a chance. Please, please. Oh, oh, oh, please. Ian: Okay mexican, okay Mexican, sing this note. Roy: You think everything is gonna be alright. Ian: Okay you passed the first part of the audition now you gotta sing. Roy: Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi