It Can't Happen Here (Zappa Frank)

It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm telling you, my dear That it can't happen here Because I been checkin' it out, baby I checked it out a couple a times But I'm telling you It can't happen here Oh darling, it's important that you believe me (Bop bop bop bop) That it can't happen here Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas . . . (Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . ) (Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to Kansas, Kansas, la la la) (Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to Kansas, Kansas) Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota . . . (Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi . . . ) (Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota) Who could imagine . . . Who could imagine That they would freak out in Washington, D.C. (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) (AC/DC do-do-do-dun, AC/DC Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma, AC/DC) But it can't happen here Oh baby, it can't happen here (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) Oh baby, it can't happen here (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) It can't happen here Everybody's safe and it can't happen here (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) No freaks for us (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) It can't happen here (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) Everybody's clean and it can't happen here No, no, it won't happen here (No, no, it won't happen here) (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) I'm telling you it can't (AC/DC bop-bop-bop) It won't happen here Bop-bop-ditty-bop (I'm not worried at all, I'm not worried at all) Ditty-bop-bop-bop Plastic folks, you know It won't happen here You're safe, mama (No no no) You're safe, baby (No no no) You just cook a tv dinner (No no no) And you make it Bop bop bop (No no no) Oh, we're gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up (No no no no no no no!) Oh, get a tv dinner and cook it up Cook it up Oh, and it won't happen here Who could imagine That they would freak out in the suburbs! (No no no no no no no no no no Man you guys are really safe Everything's cool) I remember (tu-tu) I remember (tu-tu) I remember (tu-tu) They had a swimming pool I remember (tu-tu) I remember (tu-tu) They had a swimming pool I remember (tu-tu) I remember (tu-tu) They had a swimming pool And they thought it couldn't happen here (duh duh duh) They knew it couldn't happen here They were so sure it couldn't happen here But . . . Suzy . . . Yes yes, oh yes-I've always felt that Yes, I agree man, it really makes it . . . yeah . . . It's a real THING, man, it really makes it FZ: Suzy, you just got to town, and we've been . . . we've been very interested in your development Suzy: Forget it! Hmmmmmmmmm (It can't happen here)