The Sealed Tuna Bolero (Zappa Frank)

This town This town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich Sealed Tuna Sandwich With the wrapper glued (WITH THE WRAPPER GLUED!) It's by baloney on the rack Rant-tant-tant Tant-tant-tant Tant-tant-tant It goes for 40 cents a whack It's just a rancid little snack In a plastic bag From a matron in La Habre with a blown-out crack WHO DIES TO SUCK THE FRINGE OFF OF JIMMY CARL BLACK!