You There, with the Hard On! (Zappa Frank)

[Howard:] You, you there with the hard on! [FZ:] With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . . [Mark:] Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen! [Howard:] Sit down, Aynsley! Not you [?:] Shut up! [FZ:] Ready? [Mark:] Yes [FZ:] Quick! Before these people (beware)