Teddy Picker (Arctic Monkeys)

They've sped up to the point where they provoke The punch-line before they have told the joke Plenty of desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen They've sped up to the point where they provoke you To tell the fucking punch-line before you have told the joke "Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist It wasn't in the top 100 list." And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Don't be surprised when you get bent over, They told you, but you were dying for it Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and a magazine D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says that we are defenders Of any poser or professional pretender around When did your list Replace the twist and turn as a fist Replaced the kiss? Don't concern us with your bollocks I don't want your prayer Save it for the morning after And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Don't be surprised when you get bent over, They told you, but you were gagging for it Let's have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick, and you're getting thicker Let's have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick, and you're getting thicker Assuming that all things are equal? Who'd want to be men of the people When there's people like you?