A Really Cool Dance Song (Bowling For Soup)

We grew up in the suburbs Got guitars for Christmas And started a punk rock band Then we travelled the nation Became a sensation In our ’82 dodge van Now we’re getting older and much more sober And we’ve got some big ass payments to make The wife wants a handbag The kids need some college And we just need one hit single to break Get ready here it comes This song sounds like a dance song Cos dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It’s our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It’s gonna be a great big hit! And now the label is so stoked They don’t get the damn joke The downloads are off the charts Like those bands on the TV In the frilly tuxedos The ones that break the young girls’ hearts And now we can too This song sounds like a dance song Cos dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It’s our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song I can’t wait to hear the remix! This song sounds like a dance song Cos dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It’s our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It’s gonna be a great big hit! Who the hell are we foolin’? This isn’t what we really do We had to borrow this keyboard We only listen to Motley Crue But it’s gonna be really funny Cos this song will be number one This song sounds like a dance song Cos dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya This song sounds like a dance song Cos dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It’s our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song I can’t wait to hear the remix! This song sounds like a dance song Cos dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya It’s our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It’s gonna be a great big hit! It’s our new sound! We’re gonna...take it to the next level You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out The drums... No it doesn’t sound good anymore It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not ALRIGHT! We’re back! We are dancing this is awesome! We are dancing Dancing, dancing, dancing And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing WOO!