Ohio (Bowling For Soup)

Hello...Hello..Hello...Hello..Hello! Wooo....... Move around kids.. Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over 1...2...3.. Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye) Mike Judge wants you back Debbie Allen wants you and my taco wants you back Larry Hagman wants you back Audie Murphy wants you back The Alamo wants you back and Beyonce sure got back (hehehe) Enron wants you back My mom wants us back The Dallas Cowboys want you back Bob Wills want you back Barry White wants you back (Baby) Kelly Clarkson wants you back and my pick-up wants you back The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!) Don Henley wants you back The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo) Lyndon Johnson wants you back and my dog wants you back (hahaha) Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha) Its true guys she loves me News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh Boy) DRI wants you back Sparta wants you back Ughh...(hahaha) Let's try that again Sparta wants you back Mars Volta wants you back (Belch..uggh something came up Seriously) WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!) Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God) ZZ Top wants you back The Dallas Morning News Wants you back The Fort Worth Star Telegram wants you back The Branch Dividians want you back Dallas Texas wants you back Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try.... I've got a hairy back And 45 is the name of the handle Mommie Dearest wants you back The Aggies wants you back Gary Busey wants you back Walter Cronkite wants you back Judge Roy Bean wants you back Tim Duncan wants you back Patrick Swayze wants you back Bill Parcells wants you back Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back) I'm drunk (Oh Yeah) Morgan Fairchild wants you back Dan Rather wants you back Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming And without Sim (HAHAHA) Seriously cause he is fucking up every time We don't want Sim back He's fucking up our track He's ok with the camera But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa) This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses and all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up) Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy Alright whosever given us possy This is a shoutout to you We thank you very much This is not recording anything I've gotten much possy over the years Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh It's not recording anymore Oh yeah it is It's recording I bet you 500,000 Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life I don't know if thats true but uh dude... I have a really really big possy Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon You have a freakin smelly possy Yes a big stinky possy Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you know people get stinky (That explains it) Oh man here we are its the end of our album Let's take a shower together Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh) (I disagree) We should try it (Let's see some money) Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you If your still here than you are more queer than us You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy) And you should seek help Oh...Thank you! (Hang on) Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye... Holy shit dude that was awesome Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye.. It's nice to say goodbye...