Analog Girl (Clark Guy)

Well she ain't got no cell phone You got to call her when she's home All of her clocks have got hands Now don't try to e-mail her, you've got to snail mail her You got to take pen in hand Ones and zeros, zeros and ones She'll have none of that virtual fun She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl In a digital world Now she gets online out in the backyard Hangin' up her ol' blue jeans She's got all of the memory she can live with She really hates drum machines Ones and zeros, zeros and ones She'll have none of that virtual fun She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl In a digital world Out in the garden she's got a website It sparkles in the mornin' dew Got a mouse in her pocket, she's got spam in a can What's an analog girl to do Ones and zeros, zeros and ones She'll have none of that virtual fun She's a real deal ol' fashioned analog girl