How'd You Get This Number (Clark Guy)

Sorry 'bout your mama Sorry 'bout your paa Sorry 'bout the business With your brother-in-law Hard cheese about the money man Hard cheese about the stock Hard cheese about you bein' Up to your ears in hock Tough luck about your luggage Tough luck about your socks Tough luck about the way That the other shoe drops Too bad about your girlfriend Too bad about your wife Too bad about the thing You call the rest of your life, hey How'd you get this number man Who do you think you're talkin' to Now who do you think you’re kiddin' What do you want me to do How’d you get this number man Please don't make me laugh You know you oughta be on TV With a line like that Hey, I heard about the car wreck I heard about the fight I heard about the time You’s in jail all night I know you don't like trouble And I know you don't like to fight I know that you can argue With a fence post all night I heard about the lamp shade I heard you had it on your head I heard you told a joke And knocked the whole room dead No kiddin' 'bout the cough syrup No kiddin' 'bout the junk No kiddin' 'bout you been In a deep blue funk How'd you get this number man Who do you think you're talkin' to Now who do you think you’re kiddin' What do you want me to do And how’d you get this number man Please don't make me laugh You oughta be on TV With a line like that, hey