Hrdinský čin (Pokáč)

(kapo 5. pražec) [Ami, Emi, Ami, Emi, C] [Dmi, C, G, E, Ami, Emi, Ami] reknu vam pribeh ktery se stal snim klidne svuj klobouk kdybych vam lhal jak zpiva pan tucny snad to neni autorskeho prava poruseni tak si to hasim po vaclavaku nahore u pod konem jdu z hlavaku kdyz na rameni ucitim ruku neci a neznamy muz spusti cizi reci hello my friend i think i am lost do you know how i can get to karluv most i've never been here and my phone is dead could you please help me cause i’ve got no map chvili jen je ziram nevericne co se to ten podivin snazi rict mne pak povidam hele ja nerozumim ja tou tvoji hatmatilkou nemluvim ref.) lalala [Dmi, G, E, Ami] [Dmi, E, Ami] sorry i dont speak czech not a single word or maybe just one the one i just heard from this nice young man that i passed by i think he said necum and i guess it means hi jak to se mnou mluvis zmetku cizi rikam a udelas nejlip kdyz vodsad zmizis jsem na vysost pohorsen smutno je mi co za luzu beha po nasi zemi okay i think that i’ll try way thanks for your time and have a nice day you know today it’s the birthday of my lovely wife as a present got her this beautiful knife look v tu chvili na me ten cizi muz bez oka mrknuti vytasil nuz ja vsak zachoval klid a o zem svih s nim a tak zatocil s cizakem nasilnickym ref. a tak konci pribeh ktery se stal a prisaham ze sem vam fakt nekecal jednou se budou psat pisne to uz ted vim oslavujici muj hrdinsky cin a nejeden film jiste pujde do kin ref.