Too Fat Polka (Last James)

Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No! Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No! Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group. Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No! She-s too fat for me! I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her Please do that for me She's too fat She's too fat. She's too fat for me. I get dizzy I clet numbo. When i'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo. She's a twosome She's a foursome I seh'd lose some I would like her moresome.