Meter Maid (Henderson Scott)

I'm comin' to ruin your day I'm a bad ol' ugly meter maid Just go and ask my man Jerome He says I'm mean workin' but I'm meaner at home Here comes a man without no change Well I'll wait right here 'till he's out of range Before he comes back to pay Well I'll give him a ticket an' I'll tow him away Gimme your money, let's cut a deal Or I'll stick my boot on your left front wheel Caught my man runnin' round like a mutt You know he needs a boot on his you know what I know your name Got your number You treat me nice Or pay the price My man's workin hard all day Put your money in the meter if you wanna' stay Put food on the table and bring home the bread If you wanna park it in my bed If you wanna ruin your life Take a bad ol' meter maid for your wife Just go and ask my man Jerome He says I'm mean workin' but I'm meaner at home