Not Workin (8 Bit)

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'. Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr! Gettin' fired from my job Seems unavoidable. The robot race Is unemployable. If I'm not late You know where I'm at since I'm the poster boy For sexual harassment. My only food From W.I.C.. I got two jobs And I lost three. The job market's hard, That's easy to say. I can't even spell 401(k). Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'. Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr! Never came home from my Paid vacation to Saturn. Past out halfway through My interview at the tavern. Now I'm back on the streets Without a cent to my name. All bum fightin' got me Was a dent in my brain. Spend my life drinkin' alcohol And smokin' the dank. Took my job placement test And it came out blank. Had my baby piss For my third drug test. When it came back positive I got depressed. Now I'm lookin' for a job That I think would be easy. Thinkin' fast food But I'm too damn lazy. Construction be cool Holdin' that sign, Where I find myself The unemployment line. Food stamps, welfare: How I earn my keep. Gettin' drunk all day And still can eat. Y'all's got jobs- Your life's destroyed. I'll be permanently Unemployed. Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'. Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!