The Master Plan (Dream Warriors)

People get nasty on the dance floor People get nasty on the dance floor Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho Have you ever had sex in three positions in one session? Been so loud having sex inside the house made you complain Has your sexual technique been completed Openly praised by someone for the style? Have you ever used position number sixty nine? Intentionally swallowed semen down your spine? Woken someone by giving him a lick? Or sucked on someone's feet until you were sick? Written an explicitly erotic story Brought your partner to the point of orgasm, spasm Using only your hands, had sex while both fully dressed Unzipped fly, standing up, with skirt hiked up Used whipped cream or chocolate syrup Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho Have you been in a [unverified] Been in a bedroom, outside or a spa Had sex in a public place, outdoors, in the car While driving, bathtub, hot tub or ocean Have you ever used lubricant or sex lotion? Do you like it fast or slow motion? Or stopped in the middle before your partner was done Ever did it in a stairwell or elevator or cemetery or mortuary Or library or veterinary or laundry, even monastery Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho People get nasty on the dance floor People get nasty on the dance floor Is there anymore pure, who's pure anymore? Is there anymore pure, who's pure anymore? Had sex on the button, [unverified] or weed Or any other drug for that matter to succeed To lower resistance, use alcohol Seen a live professional, stripper, strip bar Committed an act of voyeurism And watched someone who didn't know you were there Or wore no drawers for the whole world to stare Been tied up and didn't care, who care Been [unverified] on while having sex, who's next? Maybe you driving that Lex Had sex with somebody the same day you met him Had sex with somebody who's name you didn't know Or couldn't speak the same language as you Or came out the closet for those to see Ladies or gentlemen it's the test of purity Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho Here's the test of purity And ya never know Just by looking Who's an angel or a ho People get nasty on the dance floor People get nasty on the dance floor People get nasty on the dance floor People get nasty on the dance floor Test of purity