I Sell Comics (Courage My Love)

What manner of creature Stands behind this counter Man or machine is the big mystery With every transaction Comes a sweet satisfaction As I cement my place in history. It's just another sale (Come on buy one you just can't get enough) To this comics-selling alpha male. I could sell comics to a blind man (A Wednesday warrior through and through) And you'll buy every single thing I tell you to. 'Cause I sell comics baby. (Come on buy one you just can't get enough) I sell comics baby (Come on buy one you can't get enough) Oooh Yeah! My fingers dance over The cash register Don't look so surprised I'll leave your mouth agape And it's not because I make King Kong Look like just another ape. It's just another sale (Come on buy one you just can't get enough) To this comics-selling alpha male. I could sell comics to a blind man (A Wednesday warrior through and through) And you'll buy every single thing I tell you to. 'Cause I sell comics baby. (Come on buy one you just can't get enough) I sell comics baby. (Come on buy one you can't get enough) (In WWII the allies kicked nazi ass and Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein just like my competition when they hang that going out of business sign) I could sell comics to a blind man. And you'll buy every single thing I tell you to. I sell comics baby. (Come on buy one you just can't get enough) I sell comics baby. (Come on buy one you can't get enough)