Funky Worm (Ohio Players)

You're a little late So step right this way And we'll get started Granny, what? Say it now Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem Me and the Ohio Players Are gonna tell you about a worm He's the funkiest worm in the world Alright, sing it, Clarence Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground Yes, there is, Granny, that's right Clarence he's six feet long Granny, six feet long Clarence he only comes around Granny when he wants to get down But when he comes out of his hole He sounds something like this Granny oh, that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Alright, sing it again, Clarence Clarence and through all the land, yeah Granny, yeah Clarence he plays in a band Granny, plays in a band Clarence plays guitar without any hands Pretty good, I might add Granny, yeah When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck Everybody wants to get up and dance Granny ah, get it baby Don't, don't, don't Don't fight the feeling Don't fight it Hey, don't stop now honey, get down I'm his manager, heh, heh Gonna make a million dollars I get it all, 'cause he can't spend it There he goes, goin' back in his hole Just the same way he came out Do we get paid for this I just wanted to make sure, we do, okay