Birthday Spoof (Dawson Shane)

Blame it all on Disney Look what they did to me And I'm not the only one who turned out like that Just look at Lindsey Don't forget about Miley And the girl from "Even Stevens" Even had a sex tape (ugh) What the fuck Happened to them Remember Disney when it had "Lizzy McGuire" and "That's So Raven" Then it just got worse with shows About wizards and underaged stripers (shake it up!) Do these clothes make you forget That some of us aren't legal yet Get condoms and some lube We gonna rape your childhood Our parents seems to all agree To blame it all on Disney Cause that way it's so easy To avoid to get blamed When you work for Disney It's practically slavery And then when you turn eighteen They throw you in the trash Hey look, It's Mickey Mouse! How'd he get in my house? Yo SG, how you be when you coming back to me? Hey Mickey, soon maybe, but right now I'm kinda busy Excuse me hoe? Oh fuck no. Does Mickey have to slap a hoe? No Mickey, please don't swing! I'll do another wizards movie That's right bitches! (whoooo) Because Disney was so cheap You barely made any money Some of us are working in Walmart and Target. Let's take a moment to remember The Disney stars disappeared Like the guy from "Phil of the Future" The girl from "Halloween Town" (don't stop) Pretending we're girls from Disney Harper wasn't invited to this party (nope) I'm hanging out with the Biebs Peeing in random spots How can we grow up so crazy All druged up and slutty But the kids of Nick grow ok Oh, wait never mind