We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Spoof) (Dawson Shane)

Taylor, I think we need to talk About what? Maybe you and me should take a break Who is she? There's no-one else, I just need some space Fuck you, I will make you pay What?! I'm gonna add you to my 'Shit List' What list? I'll write a song about your baby dick It's average I'm gonna cry and then I'll Tweet a pic I'll say, "He cheated, then dumped me Hash-tag TeamTayTay." Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Song about you will go number one and Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Tween girls will sing, "baby dick, baby dick." You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor. You got herpes, herpes, herpes, just thank John Mayer. I fucked Jake and I fucked Joe And I fucked Zac Efron. (Allegedly!) You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor. I see you found yourself A new whore, whore. Good thing I brought My friend chloroform. You will never ever, ever escape my cellar You will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I'll have no mercy. Policemans are my biggest fans so they'll never arrest me. You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor. You got your ass kicked, ass kicked, ass kicked by a blond girl. You're such a pussy, pussy, pussy, I can't believe I fucked you. I'm tired of these gay actor guys, it's time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!) You should never ever, ever, ever fuck with Taylor.