A Toast To Men (Ford Willa)

Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men Here's to the men we love Here's to the men who love us Here's to the men we love who dont love us Fuck the men, let's drink to us! Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us ah ah Ooh Thats right boys! There was this tatoo artist partied for hours Huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer I shulda dumped him but I was too coward Til I met this school-boy that studied at Howard, Nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers, I'm feelin him, but had to get rid of him Nerd boy turned out to be a minute-man Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all I've been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly, Boy's in their 30's, boys that ain't worthy, Boys I fell for, slept with too early Boys with dicks straight, Boys with dicks curvy Boys locked up in the bing I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns All this talk men is ridiculous Fuck the men, let's drink to us! Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all Willa has something to say Thanks Lady May Take it on now girls give the eyes what they want to see Take it on now girls be whatever you want to be Crazy ladies, tight-ass bodies Let'em know we come to party Live it up now boys got your eyes on that lady Live it up now cuz she won't be your baby Go home lonely, leave you horny, it's a girls night after party Fuck'em all cuz men don't have nothing but dicks on us Fuck'em all cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us Get your big "O"., no love making, Let him know his bitch was fakin' Here's to the men we love to love (Hmm I wonder who that could be?) Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men, Let's drink to us Ooh Ooh! Oh my God - did I just say that? That's right girls - There's a sorority anthem for ya! Fuck the men, Let's drink to us y'all!