Perfection Personified (Galahad)

Mistakes, mistakes... I know you don't make 'em Problems, problems... I know you don't create 'em I know that you know you are never, ever wrong Always blaming somebody else Though we're not sure quite sure who But you and I know because you told me so that it's not You! Because you're... perfection personified, never lost And never lied Perfection personified, a perfect example to everyone Of how not to live your own life! So sad, so sad, you're not aware of your own failings Opinions, opinions... you've got them by the truckload Even when you don't understand what you're saying But still you amble along in your own perfect bubble Leaving behind you a trail of rubble Whose going to catch you when you finally fall? Because you're... perfection personified, never lost And never lied Perfection personified, a perfect example to everyone Of how not to live your own life! Respectable, infallible, unculpable, unfathomable, not Liable Thoroughly objectionable, sitting on a pedastal that's In danger of collapsing... The epitome of smarm, so smug and self satisfied Safe in your cushy job, plenty of money Devoted family man and a wife who calls you 'honey' You're smiling and we're smiling and we're laughing at You You think you have it made but what you don't realise Is that the joke is on you Because you're... perfection personified, never lost And never lied Perfection personified, a perfect example to everyone Of how not to live your own life!