Cooties (Allen Aimee )

They came from way far out In outer space She's hard to miss So they landed on her face She's got cooties They've found a place to nest She's got cooties If I were her I'd be depressed Long tailed, sharp nailed Fuzzy legs, laying eggs "Oh no, get 'em away!" In science class She's like a walking show-and-tell Her pet skunk ran away 'Cause it couldn't take the smell She's got cooties Nobody wants to sit by her She's got cooties Don't need a coat 'Cause she's got fur Circle, circle, Dot, dot, dot Glad I got my cootie shot Come on boys, let's stamp 'em out She's got cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties She shows them cootie hospitality She's like a living Twilight Zone She's got cooties Quick, uh, can you get Rod Sterling on the phone?" Black, white, red, green Every color in between Dresses like a circus clown Somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too She's coming She's just as friendly as can be She shows them cootie hospitality This girlie's sure to catch your eye She surely likes to let her freak flag fly Come on boys, let's dance Let's stamp 'em out Black, white, red, green Every color in between Dresses like a circus clown Somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too