Cameltoe (Fannypack)

Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh Walking down the street Something caught my eye A growing epidemic that really ain't fly A middle aged lady I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front I could see her uterus her pants were too tight She must've owned panties that were not in sight She walked right by the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe Girl thats gotta hurt Take some time and adjust can't you see people staring And making a fuss Could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry girl Cause its eating your pants Do you enjoy the comotion and attention it brings The only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing In public putting on an x rated show grossin people out With your Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe First day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress A little quick to wearin Wearin pum pum shorts And its causin me much distress Whoomp there it is Yeha right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling every cranny And every nook You better take a quick minute Before you step outside And check the area thats pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up Like rubic Take these words of advice Cause its not very nice I wanna put you al in the know Girls don't sleep Don't let your pants creep Watch out for The Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe