The Pictorial (Cows)

As his sperm dripped from the rag He felt used-used up-not so good The Pictorial He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress How she walked--why she'd done this thing The Pictorial He didn't think he'd like her too much-he wasn't too rich She "liked older men" and "couldn't be tied down" The Pictorial She was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiff So he shoved her under the mattress for later The Pictorial And he was feeling bad about this non-romance So he shoved his thing back into his pants And his sperm dripped from the rag The Pictorial