Bitch School (Spinal Tap)

You been bad, Don't do what I say You don't listen, And you never obey Try to teach you, But you just won't be good You won't behave the way A big girl should. It's time to give the whip a crack, I'm gonna have to send you back to Bitch School. Bitch School. You're a beauty, You're the best of your breed You're a handful, And I know what you need You need training, Gonna bring you to heel I'm gonna break you with my will of steel Discipline's my middle name And no one comes back the same from Bitch School Bitch School No more sniffing strangers, or running free at night You think my bark's bad, honey wait till you feel my bite, wait 'til you feel my bite. You got problems You whine and you beg When I'm busy, You wanna dance with my leg I'm gonna chain you, Make you sleep out of doors You're so fetching when you're down on all fours And when you hear your master, You will come a little faster, thanks to Bitch School.