Friend, Lover, Wife (Paycheck Johnny)

Let me tell you about the woman I know once She don't drink, she don't smoke She can't stand a dirty joke She don't hang out till the morning light She don't have to get high, Lord, to get it right She's a friend, she's a lover, ooh, she's my wife But I'll take a drink, Lord and I'll have a smoke And I've told some down right filthy jokes I've been known to hang out till the morning light Been known to get high trying to get it right But that's just me, you saw, that's just me Well if you don't know my woman You might think she's square But if you wanna see that woman When she lets down her hair She's the damnest thing That's ever walk into my life, hello She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife my wife, son and yours too I wear jeans and she wears silk I like beer and she likes milk She can be soft like a summer rain But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane She's a friend, she's a lover, ooh, she's my wife Lord, it's still a mystery what she sees in me She said long as I want her, she'll never set me free She's a damnest thing that's ever walk into my life, hello She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife She's a friend, she's a lover She's a fox, she's a mother She's my friend, she's my lover, hey she's my wife