Plastic Or Paper (The Bobs)

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach I had enough trouble picking out all this food I can't stand decisions, I think it's so rude That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper I don't know...just a bag! PLASTIC Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag And let me go home PAPER Or, well, maybe paper's better...I don't know how To make a decision about this... Well, then the clerk, he says to me: "Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect The choice that you make can have a global effect On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish? On the other hand I offer a bag that won't leak And besides, it's got handles!" PLASTIC Well, OK, give me a plastic bag, Make it a plastic one PAPER OOOOh, no, maybe I'll have...Maybe... Maybe a Paper Bag! Yeah, it's such a big decision, I've got a bunch of a bananas And a bottle of bleach, And what am I gonna put it in...? PLASTIC OR PAPER PLASTIC OR PAPER