If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports Might I add, eat my shorts Bart! Just cuttin' through the treacle If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her Let me get away with moider Might I add, no fat chicks! Homer! The nanny we want is kindly and sage And one who will work for minimum wage Hurry, nanny, things are grim - - I'll do it! Anyone but him!