Oh Well So What!

Dangerous Toys

Who cares if I don't wear any underwear 
Oh well, if you don't like me I don't care 
So what, what the hell, who's got the time 
Who cares, if this line doesn't rhyme 

This guy walks up to me and turns to my left ear 
Says he loves the band and can he buy me a beer 
Says he knows this dude and he knows that dude 
Says he plays guitar, he's gonna get tattooed 

Oh well, so what, who cares 
I don't care 

Now I hate to be rude, I must end the conversation 
Just wasn't in the mood for ego masturbation 
His rap made me sick, his breath was really stale 
I was lookin' for the door, I think it's time to bail 

Oh well, so what, who cares 
I wasn't listening anyway 
Oh well, so what, who cares 
I don't care 

I was chasin' some poon, I mean I was in the hole 
Her panties up her ass, she was ready to go 
Could have been my imagination or it could have been 
true 
I had a lovely vision of me droppin' some goo 
Her engines were runnin' she was burnin' red hot 
And I don't give a damn if she's ready or not 
Man, I could just see her leavin' when I said let's 
take a chance 
Too bad I left my rubbers in my other pants 

Should I take a bath, smells like I'm stinkin' up to 
high heaven 
Oh well, so what 
Should I get a life, I just applied at the Seven Eleven 
Oh well, so what 
And if I change the world, I'll do it with a beer in my 
hand 
Oh well, so what 
Don't when I'm done, I'm gonna recycle that can 

I don't care 
I don't care