Minecraft Is For Everyone


Down the street, the square street
A fair sheet, of squares sleep below my feet
Creeper's what they call me
But even I see, that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee!
Look at this tall tree, it's nature's majesty!
Would it be so bad if someone blew the fuck out of it?
This sweet pig here, alone walking around
He has the perfect face for getting ripped from the inside fucking out!

Hey Mister Creeper!
There's no need for that kind of language!
Fuck you!
The only "f" word is fun!
Life's even sweeter without explosions!
Minecraft is for everyone!

Hooray! Let's all be nice today
Everyone is at play
And there's no need to blow them away
Oh hi! Let's go help those two guys
Build a house and

No, no, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about

If you've gotta curse, just say the word fudge!
That way no one will judge-
No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die
Fuck it, I'll try!
Okay, we're off to a bad start, but, that's fine.

I'm on a nice kick!
I'll make some friends quick!
I don't have many because everyone's a huge di-aaah
I have to admit, I just might lose it
Having to give up my favorite things is funky bullshrimp!

Man, it's hard not to be mean!
Hey guys! Do you need help writing lyrics?
No! You don't know anything about Minecraft music...
But...but I'm Notch.
More like Notch-Yo-Song. Oh sugar snap peas, I went there!

Tee-hee! We're so happy and free
Let's clear away the debris
From all the ruined lives of your killing spree!
It's fun to be nice to someone!
They'll really love you a ton!
You know what? Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy-
You'll feel so much love and magic and rapture
Hearts will be captured!
You monkey fighting glass ball mother scratcher!
We just learned a lesson,
Creepers can make amends!
Guess what?
You're my new frie-

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