Rap Battle: Ryu Vs. Ken

Starbomb

Hey Ken
What's up, Ryu?
You know I think you're a fucking dick right?
Yeah?
Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death
Okay
Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?
Probably
Alright, let's do this!

Round 1! Rap!

Fuck you, Ken, you're such a little fucking bitch
I'm gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up a fucking beat and drop the motherfucking bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls
Like the bonus round car your ass is getting destroyed
My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken?

I really don't appreciate those things you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe-
Yo, an apology is in order

Round 2! Rap!

It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, bitch, I'm gonna make you scream
My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi beat your ass with a Dao
So what you got to motherfucking say to me now

Alright, two can play at this game, dick-penis man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken
Hadouken!
You have proven that you are the best
You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest

Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
Oh yeah, cool!
Great job, man! I knew you could do it
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!

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