The New Pokerap


My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemon

Yo bro, I can help you with that

Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps

Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Oh, I know these guys!

Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock


Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Comicwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?

Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!

Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

Oh, there are more

Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

We've got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man
Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

Don't worry, there's only a couple left

How many?

Uh 300,064


Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Santajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly
Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn
Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer

Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital

Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack