Heavenly Bank Account

Zappa Frank

And if these words you do not heed 
Your pocketbook just kinda might recede 
When some man comes along and 
claims godly need 
He will clean you out right through your 
tweed 

That's right, remember there is a big 
difference between kneeling down 
and bending over... 
He's got twenty million dollars 
In his Heavenly Bank Account... 
All from those chumps who was 
Born again 
Oh yeah, oh yeah 

He's got seven limousines 
And a private plane... 
All for the use of his 
Special Friends 
Oh yeah, oh yeah 
He's got thousand-dollar suits 
And a Wembley Tie... 
Girls love to stroke it 
While he's on the phone 
Oh yeah, oh yeah 

At the House of Representatives 
He's a groovy guy... 
When he Gives Thanks 
He is not alone... 

He is dealin' 
He is really dealin' 
IRS Can't determine 
Where The Hook is 

It is easy with the Bible 
To pretend that 
You're in Show Biz 

They won't get him 
They will never get him 
For the naughty stuff 
That he did 

It is best in cases like this 
To pretend that 
You are stupid 

He's got Presidential Help 
All along the way 

He says the grace 
While the lawyers chew 
Oh yeah 
They sure do 

And the Govenors agree to say: 
"He's a lovely man!" 
He makes it easier for 
Them to screw 
All of you... 
Yes, that's true! 

'Cause he helps put The Fear of God 
In the Common Man 
Snatchin' up money 
Everywhere he can 
Oh yeah 
Oh yeah 

He's got twenty million dollars 
In his Heavenly Bank Account 
You ain't got nothin', people 
You ain't got nothin', people 
You ain't got nothin', people 
Thank the man...oh yeah