Fat Ugly Crappy Kids

   D                 A
1. When I was just a little a child
   Hmi             E
   I was small and very wild
   Then I grew up went to school
   Everyone thought that I was cool
   After that my uncle Bob
   Gave me my first great job
   Where I did many things
   And stole for myself few onion rings

   A            F#mi
R: It is only a nice dream
   D             E
   but you never know
   like a calm slow stream
   and then comes the big bad fall

2. Then one day I met you
   And I got some kind of flu
   After that when I saw your face
   You told me "I've got AIDS"
   I didn't know that life is such a bitch
   But it seemed that I was rich
   The night you were lying
   And now we are dying

R: It is...

3. Out to shop I slowly went
   When I smelled this weird scent
   Some big guy tried to steal my money
   He was dumb, but very funny
   So I told him "Listen son"
   And he took out a big shotgun
   Through my head a bullet goes
   And my life ends with two loud blows

R: It is...

4. Then I woke up very scared
   Feeling that I wet my bed
   It was only stupid dream, I was glad
   I felt very sick and very bad
   Then the next day at the race
   My girlfrined told me
   My girlfriend told me
   "Honey, I have AIDS"

R: It is...

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