Motorcycle

The Rumble Strips

If only this bike was a motorcycle
I wouldn't be moving so slow
If only this bike was a motorcycle
I'd be over half way home
As I move down the street I'd be looking so good and
I'd be gone in a blink of an eye
If only this bike was a motorcycle
If only this bike could fly

Sometimes when I'm riding along I forget where I'm going
I start a dream that this little old bike I'm sitting on
Is a big loud glistening speed machine, 
I'm getting chased everywhere I go, by hundreds of girls
All fighting to show me how much they love me, 
So I, pull over and give them a ride on my
Fast moving, street cruising, geek losing motorbike! 

But it's all just a dream... 
I'm actually moving quite slowly... 
Air's nice and clean but my bicycle seat is so lonely... 
It's so lonely this bike... 
If only this bike... 

Oh if only this bike was a motorcycle
I wouldn't be sad anymore! 
If only this bike was a motorcycle
I'd move down the street with a roar
We'll be wild, we'll be free! 
Just my motorcycle and me... 
With a glint in my eye... 

I'd show you that this little boy can really...