These guys can't be punk-rock They sing about love and Brendan says they're not But they've got egos this big I bet that their mothers got them this gig Because this is the anti-song Everybody sing along, this is the anti-song How could I ever be wrong? Those guys aren't like me I hate that band because they're not PC But they won't get too far And if they do, I'll say that they stole my guitar