Banana Song

Judge Dread

It's big and heavy but me carry the banana
All the way to the sister's house
She like to bite it but she like a piranha
I want some left when I have to go home

Day-o, day-o
Morning come and me have to go home
Day-o, day-o
This woman, she won't leave me alone

1 inch, 2 inch, 3 inch, 4
She like banana and me give her more
5 inch, 6 inch, 7 inch, 8!
I want to rest but she just won't wait

Day-o, day-o
Morning come and me have to go home
Day-o, day-o
This woman, she won't leave me alone

She cry for more banana but the banana's gone
She wake it up and she jump right on
I give her more banana 'till she shout and scream
What good banana if you have no cream!

Day-o, day-o
Morning come and me have to go home
Day-o, day-o
This woman, she won't leave me alone

The morning come and me take home the banana
The Mrs. says "Did you work all night?"
I say "yes" but she know I managed lying
She see the mark where the sister bite!

Day-o, day-o
The woman see it now she willn't let me go
Day-o, day-o
This naughty woman she willn't leave me alone