If I Were A Bell

Johnson Molly

Ask me...how do I feel,
Ask me now that we’re cosy and clinging!
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bell I’d be ringing !

From the moment we kissed goodnight
That’s the way I just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I’d light!
And if I were a banner I’d wave

Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing 
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a gate I’d be swinging !

And if I were a watch I’d start
Popping my spring...
Oh, if I were a bell
I’d go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding

Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I’m learnin’
Yeah, chemistry!
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bridge I’d be burning

Well, I knew my moral would crack 
From the wonderful way that you look
Boy, if I were a duck I’d quack!
Or if I were a goose I’d be cooked!

Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we’re fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad 
I know I’d be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe
This whole beautiful thang’
Well, if I were a bell
I’d go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding
Ding-dong-ding-dong
Ding-dong-ding-dong

If I, Were A Bell