Douche Bag

Dawson Shane

You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2 
D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 
D-bag douche bag. 

D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 
D-bag douche bag. 

He takes longer than you to get ready. 
He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay. 
He lotions up other girls at the beach. 
Romantic night for him is chucke cheese. 

Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2 
He let you down, let you down down. 
Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2 
Tell you to lose some pounds 
Lose some pound-pounds 

He always makes you 
So girl don't be suprised 
Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby 
You hope that he will change, 
But he'll just stay the same 
Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby 
You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag. 

Yeah. 

He says excuse for a man 
Who gets his tan from a can 
And words tatoo on his hand 
Cuz he's so cool 
(Dude, I'm so cool) 
He makes you massage his feet 
His dog sits in the front seat 
His farts are never discrete 
And he will always be a tool. 

I wanna love you 
You know I would do anything for you 
I wanna help you 
But you just keep on letting him hurt you 
He'll hurt you. 

D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3 
D-bag douche bag.