Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Cash Johnny

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1. Arrested on charges of unemployment, 
   he was sitting in the witness stand, 
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   the judge’s wife looked at the district attorney, 
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   said to free that browned eye man, 
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   if you want your job you better free that brown eyed man. 

2. Hey, flying across the desert in a TWA, 
   I saw a woman walking across the sand, 
   she'd been walking thirty miles en route to Bombay, 
   to meet a brown eyed handsome man, 
   her destination was a brown eyed handsome man. 

3. Way back in history three thousand years, 
   in fact ever since the world began, 
   there's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears 
   over a brown eyed handsome man, 
   a lots of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man. 

4. A beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind 
   between a doctor and a lawyer man, 
   her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself 
   a brown eyed handsome man, 
   just like your daddy, he’s a brown eyed handsome man. 

5. Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass, 
   she had the world in the palm of her hand, 
   she lost both of her arms in a wrestling match 
   to win a brown eyed handsome man, 
   she fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man. 

6. Two and three the count with nobody home 
   he hit a high flyer into the stand, 
   arounded third he was a-heading for home, 
   it was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game, 
   it was a brown eyed handsome man.