I'm Dominican

Scrubs

Carla: I've had it up to here 
So let me make it very clear 
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again 
Every time that you profess 
I come from Puerto Rico
Turk: Yes? 
Carla: For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican! 

Turk: Don't make a big to-do 
I was simply testing you 
Carla: Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's "blaxican"? 

Turk: Babe, you know I know the truth 
Carla: Well, I need a little proof 
So list all you know about me, or no sex again 

Turk: Uh... Let's see... 
Your name is Carla 
Carla: Oh, yes 
Turk: You are Latina 
Carla: Impressive 
Turk: You're a nurse, your mother's dead 
And, wait - I got it! 
Three sisters 
Carla: Turk! 
Turk: Two sisters? 
Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off! 

Carla: Tell me, what's my middle name? 
Turk: Okay, I'm tired of this game 
Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again 
But it's not just me who gets mixed up 
By all this crazy ethnic stuff! 

Todd: Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican! 
Boo-ya! 

Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? 
How long before we met was I in medicine? 
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin? 
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican? 

Turk: The thing is guys remember facts 
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three! 
And that is why our brains are maxed 
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities! 

Carla: Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man 
Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're... 
Carla: Dominican! 

Turk: You're not staying home from work 
Carla: Will that make you happy, Turk? 
Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins 

Carla: Then I'll return to work today! 
Now, you're sure that that's okay? 
Turk: I say "ЎSн!" - which is "yes" in Dominican! 
And Puerto Rican! 
Carla: Turk! 

Turk: 
But you're Dominican!


Zdroj: http://zpevnik.wz.cz