Be in My Video (Zappa Frank)

Be in my video, Darling, every night I will rent a cage for you And mi j-i-nits dressed in white (teeny-little-tiny-little...) Twirl around in a lap dissolve Pretend to sing the words I'll rent a gleaming limousine Release a Hock of Ber-herna-herna-herna Herna-her-nerds Wear a leather collar And a dagger in your ear I will make you smell the glove And try to look sincere, then we'll Dance the blues Let's dance the blues Let's dance the blues Under the megawatt moonlight Pretend to be Chinese, (One-hung-low) I'll make you wear red shoes There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion All the big groups use Atomic light will shine Through an old Venetian blind Making patterns on your face, Then it cuts to outer space With its billions & billions & Billions & billions and Be in my video, Darling, every night Everyone in cable-land Will say you're 'outa-site' You can show your legs While you're getting in the car, then I will look repulsive While I mangle my guitar Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, Moo-ahhhh Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, Moo-ahhhh Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, Moo-ahhhh Tee-nu-nee- - - -moo-ahhhh Tee-nu-nee- - - -moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo After all the close-up shots Of you in bondage leather They'll spray an alley with a hose And we'll escape together, while we Dance de blude agin Led dance de blude agin Led dance de blude agin In de middle o' de alley Let's dance your face Let's dance your lips Let's dance your nose And then we'll dance your sinus MOO-AHHHH!